Time to get sappy, so I’m just sitting here, and all of a sudden, I get this weird feeling, like a loathing for myself, a desire for someone, not in a sexual way, just someone to lay beside me and make snide remarks, maybe give me a smack to the back of the head if I make a good one, someone to hold close and just fall asleep with, yknow?

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kaniethiio:

"sexuality is a choice"

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"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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"there are only two genders"

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"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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"gay people shouldn’t have children"

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"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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The ignorance hurts…

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nextyearsgirl:

jeni2727:

thescienceofjohnlock:

jamthedevilbackinthebox:

thumbcramps:

Wow. I’m sure you’ve all seen this girl’s fantastic tardis dress floating around here the last week or so. She hand painted the inside and everything, and she just looks plain great. But of course, I see it posted on facebook, and the slew of comments begin.

I don’t think it’s a mystery as to why I, as a bigger girl, spend the week before a convention crying because I’m so nervous about what people are going to say about me just because I want to dress up and have fun like everyone else. And there is something really, really fucking wrong with that.

This girl is as beautiful as she is clever! If we on Tumblr are only good for one thing, it’s turning situations like this around! Let’s signal boost this and get it back to her so she knows how much we love it! ALLONZ-Y

Some people need a reality check preferably with a baseball bat THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME and she is gorgeous.

So this girl puts tons of work into this dress, hand paints it, looks 50000000% adorable in it, and posts pictures of it because she is so very proud of her work.  As she should be.  And then these people come along and put her down - because “oh no!” How dare someone **NOT** have a tiny body frame?  What the heck is that crud anyway!?  

Usually I would just reblog without comment, but those comments were really unnecessary.  She looks stunning and those people are more envious of her awesomesaucitiness than anything else.

My favorite is the bottom one because of how clearly it exemplifies that women absolutely can not win in geek culture, because here she is “called to task” for not being sexy, but if she was wearing a sexy tardis dress you can be sure the comments would be instead about how she’s using it for attention and is obviously not a “real” geek.

I’m not in the Doctor fandom, but, she did an amazing job, and she looks good, hell, amazing in it. but people just love to ruin confidence, don’t let them tear you down, mystery lady, you did good, you did good

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dropdeadesu:

nana-41175:

thorinsblueyes:

DON’T CLICK TO THE LINK.
IT’S A SITE THAT STEALS YOUR TUMBLR BLOG
REBLOG THIS OR REPOST IT, PLEASE. EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW IT

oh god I actually got this message a while back. 


i’ve gotten this message like 4-5 times, from ‘boys’ and ‘girls’ (the names were always different, but the message stayed pretty identical) just fyi

Let’s get this out of here

dropdeadesu:

nana-41175:

thorinsblueyes:

DON’T CLICK TO THE LINK.

IT’S A SITE THAT STEALS YOUR TUMBLR BLOG

REBLOG THIS OR REPOST IT, PLEASE. EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW IT

oh god I actually got this message a while back. 

i’ve gotten this message like 4-5 times, from ‘boys’ and ‘girls’ (the names were always different, but the message stayed pretty identical) just fyi

Let’s get this out of here

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missmonty:

vegan-diezo:

lukehemmign:

whitebeltwriter:

dual-destininies:

derples:

dual-destininies:

tf2-fandomstuck:

tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

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You don’t understand how much this is my favorite

I wish all arguements were done this way

You can’t not reblog this!!!